Being a resident of Jozi you tend to know where the usual spots are to pick up some ass quid pro quo style, one of the spots I've driven past many a time is Oxford road and I can guarantee between struggling with spotting the hoes you also catch a hobo whilst your eyes wonder, that ish makes me feel bad cause it's not right. Spain has solved my tiny problem...
Catalonian prostitutes are now going to have to pack a little something extra when they hit the streets looking for customers. Officials are mandating that prostitutes trolling on a rural highway outside Els Alamus wear reflective vests because of the danger they pose to drivers. Those unwilling to cooperate will be fined 40 euros. A police spokesperson said:
“In the past couple of months the prostitutes have been fined for two reasons: for not wearing the reflective jacket and for creating danger on the public highway.”
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| Some hoes might resort to this |
Some sex workers, however, are claiming that this is just another way for the government to crack down on their trade. Well, I mean, it can’t be all that bad, right? I mean, if you put a little thought in it, maybe you can work the vest into your pick-up routine. Or better yet, you might be able to find sexier ways to fluoresce than with a big, bulky vest.
The down side to this is that as opposed to catching hobo's by accident I'm more inclined to catch car guards instead on my hunt for some late night sexual favours for money.
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