Monday, January 31, 2011

Sony unveils new PSP


You'll be glad to hear that Sony has unveiled their new Sony PSP which has a ton of improvements from their previous model.


Charlie Sheen Knows how to party




A blow by blow account of a typical night out with Charlie Sheen. It all sounds like a great time, but if she can remember things that vividly. I for one am willing to say that it seems as though Charlie, has slowed down somewhat.

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4 Midgets race a camel



I don’t know what is more stunning here?  The fact that this camel won after walking out of the gate like that or how fast that anchor midget ran.   Both impressive in their own right.

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Air Jordans 2011


Every sneaker fiend knows that Air Jordans have always been fresh even from the Air Jordan 1 and as wit every year a new pair of Jordans has hit the streets.


For the 26th edition of the shoe, Nike busted a classic white and black design, but with a twist. With every shoe undergoing a hand burnishing process, no two pairs are alike. Kinda cool. The shoe also features a changeable midsole that wearers can select for whatever game they’re playing.

The Air Jordan 2011 will retail for $170, these kicks might not be too bad of an investment.

BCM

Flisted

Uyanda's nose out of place


If you don't know by now that Ms Mbuli had some work done on her nase then you're one of the last people to know, in any event Robert Rey who is also known as Doctor 90210 was in the country and he had a few things to say about Uyanda's nose.


Friday, January 28, 2011

Fligth attendants strip for cash


Air Comet flight attendants have a creative solution to recouping the month’s worth of unpaid wages they say they’re owed by their employees. Specifically, they decided to strip. The Spanish airline was grounded late last year after reeling under massive debt loads. Reuters spoke to Adriana Ricardo, one of the Air Comet workers who appears in the calendar, who said, “We are just demanding our rights to receive what is ours, we each have eight or nine months of unpaid salaries.”

That right there is a solid business plan.

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Ferrari FF testing at Bolocco raceway



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The essential Bag for every Man


I could never keep up with the trends in ladies bags. Firstly cause that would make me a fag, secondly and  to be politically correct, I could never understand the amount of variety the ladies have to choose from., and Thirdly those bags are just not functional. Men on the other hand utilise the shit out of pockets, and carry bags only when they have to, real men that is! So this is the only bag i'd be seen lugging around everywhere I go, because everytime is a good time to have a cocktail.
Looking just like a stately piece of luggage, the bag actually reveals six padded sections for holding bottles, glasses and other tools. Not to mention the ingredients necessary for shakin' up a little white russian. Getting hold of some ice might be tricky, but I'm sure true adventurers can improvise.

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Monk throws needle through glass



Check out this Shaolin Monk’s action, who throws a needle through a sheet of glass. The clip is slowed down to 1000 frames-per-second. Incredible! Thatt's asewing needle. Are monks really about peace if the can kill you with a sewing needle?

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Friday Links presented by Olivia Munn


Her: Video
Porn Star tweets crotch shot from Charlie Sheens house: brobible
Kings of Leon, shat on by Glee producer for refusing to have a song on the show: dlisted
10 realistically akward sex scenes in movies: nerve
Infuriatingly talented kids: holytaco
Learn Yoga from a playboy bunny, surely this is the only way a man should learn yoga: linkiest
7 most Emo superheroes of all time: guyism
Terminator meets Jesus: onequickbeer
The reason Jennifer Love Hewitt can't land a man: flisted
The 7 acceptable occassions for a sausage fest: brobible

So up top is Justin Timberlakes latest piece, looking so good she can keep her clothes on. Word on the street is he's cheating on Jessica Beil with this one.
I can't knock his hustle, but is this guy trying to run through my whole fantasy roster? It's that time of the week when I'm at my laziest,because I have the weekends drinks on my mind. So i link. Some Charlie Sheen in the news, his latest porn star seems to be riding the Charlie Sheen problems to her advantage, you won't hear me complain if she posts more pics like that. Try stay a little healthy this weekend and doa little yoga, courtesy of a playboy playmate, such fine things! Still want tosee what the South African version of the Magazine is going to bring us.. Fuck it good people click awaya at each of these liks and i'm sure the banality of your day will disappear.

L.G

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Freestyle cut short



See this is why I never get mixed up in freestyle battles. Just too clever, too witty, too silver tongued. Can’t spit like 10 bars without some wigger getting offended and sucker punching me in the grill piece and throwing my chain all over the parking lot. It’s a shame really that the game has been reduced to this. Everyone just way too easily offended and politically correct. I blame 9/11.

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German Man gets tattoo on penis to win Mini Cooper


I love cars as much as the next guy, but this is a bit much, I don't even know what the pain threshhold on this one would have to be. All I know is I would not take it that far to win the damn car.Everyone has their price, but mine is a bit more than a Mini Cooper.Fuck it a whole lot more than a Mini.

The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers. Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created. Muller claims the pain was worth it, saying: ‘Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.’ It has not been reported whether or not Mr Muller has a girlfriend. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

BMW Future of Mobility Trailer



BMW, has made adocumentary on the future of mobility,It will be aired in four parts. I just hope the car, still exists as a mode of transportation, because nothing can replace the feeling one gets when they are in unison with the machine at high speed. I'm all abou the thrills.

L.G

New Agent Provocateur Voyeur ad



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James Franco not quite ready to polish Colin Firth's statue yet



One of the tightest races of the year is for Best Actor Acadamy Award, where Colin Firth's performance as King George VI in "The King's Speech" is up against James Franco's turn as hiker Aron Ralston in "127 Hours." One overcomes a speech impediment to lead his nation into World War II; the other cuts off his arm to escape a life-or-death situation.

Firth so far has won almost all the Best Actor awards in the guilds and critics awards, but Franco definitely has the best shot at the upset. And yet Meredith Viera and Matt Lauer all but gave Firth the statue in their live interview with him on "The Today Show" this morning(the cheek). The only problem? Franco, teed up for his own interview from a Yale University building where he was about to go to class, was listening to the whole Firth segment. So when it was his turn to be interviewed, he called our Viera and Lauer on it. The funny clip, which shows you how smart of a decision it was to hire Franco as co-host of the Oscars.He should have got one for Pineapple Express already.


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Elro drops some hot bars



The inbox is full of suggestions on what content to put on and on days like these, where I wake up too late and don't feel too good to search for new stuff, I look through the inbox, this gem was there waiting to be put on a pedestal. If you appreciate wit in your raps you'll enjoy.The kid is good though!

L.G

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Braufactum Beer


Those that follow the blog should by now know that I'm the one with an eye for the finer things, and has a good appreciation for inspired design and it's application, in everyday products. So when i say this beer seems to have change the ganme in terms of packaging, you best sit up and take notice. This packaging really classes u[p the joint. One of the problems I've had with beer is how people look down on it as a blue collar drink, sure there are some premium brands out there, but when the bourgeoise pop their fancy champagne and whisky bottles, they still look blue collar. No need to hide your beer anymore Braufactum has classed up the fuckin joint. have a look at these pics and tell me otherwise.pics and vid after jump...


Tshabalala not guaranteed a contract with Nottingham Forrest


Look i'm not gonna pretend to be the big football guy, but this guy was seriously thinking of leaving one of the premier teams in the couintry to go slum it with Nottingham Forrest? I think Shabba must have read that Robin Hood story one too many times and think Nottingham is the shit. Anyway,  Club Manager Billy Davies, told Radio Nottingham: "We've looked at him and told him we would monitor his progress. And then, depending on the progress, and what the situation is, we will review it in the (European) summer - with no guarantees."

Agent Jazzman Mahlakgane told Football365.co.za: "I think Forest were very, very impressed with him. Chiefs will be given their assessments first and shown their intentions before we can start trying to finalise things.

Lojkk way I see it this is a loose loose situation for Shabba, this run of the mill English team can't make any guarantees, and his agent's name is Jazzman! Get the fuck out of here. No serious business ever passed the lips of a man named Jazzman. Siphiwe get your Entourage right!

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Sampled Room



This is a video shows the basic stuff in your room to make the music.
Tools:
Canon EOS 5D mkII
DitoGear™ CrankSlider
Microphone Shure SM 48

2 Wine Glases
Panties
Bottle Opener
Drier
Tape
Tube Pack From Whiskey
Spring
Old Russian Camera
Spanner
Water

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Tuesday Links presented by Rhian Sugden


Her : Video
The most annoying things about girls who love sushi, truer words were never written : Brobible
25 chicks loving the taco: Holytaco
Oprah has a step sister for those who care about that sort of thing: dlisted
Ron Jeremy, porn Legend, brings out own rum: Flisted
Collection of hot waitresses: uncoached
9 stories everyone got wrong last year: cracked
All purpose watches, from the watch snob: askmen
The 3 reasons why you should never buy a woman a drink(more for you): thebachelorguy
Supra goes from hi to mid top (I start buying): complex


L.G

Monday, January 24, 2011

For the Jhb Thundershowers


Most in and around Johannesburg, know that right now we're in the midst of the rainy season, crazy heavy showers that can last a 10 minutes to a day. What better way to to make the most of this weather , than in vesting in nice functional conversation piece for yourself?  Yeah i'm talking umbrellas, but not those crappy plastic handled ones you got, from your Gran when you were in junior school. I'm talking high end, wouldn't look out of place in a Victorian, period piece, carried by nobility. Such attention to detail is what's lacking in this era of mass production.
Silver plated heads top these Archer Adams umbrellas for 2011. Why not rock a skull, lizard, snake  or other representations of all things evil. Make you umbrella something more – or something less. About a R1100 for one.

Drunk Drivers to be named and shamed


Things just got real. The Traffic Department seems to be delivering on a promise they had made last year. Even though it's a little late. The promise was to name and publish names of all drivers caught drinking and driving in Decemberin KZN. A total of 504 were caught in the period of December in KZN alone. Spokesman Kwanele Ncalane, says, "We had a few challenges that made it impossible to publish the names during the first week of the year. We were unable to get most of the names or to verify them because the staff in the justice department were on leave," he said.
Ncalane also said the department had to ''wait for the outcome of the matters on appeal", and that t hey are working towards getting verified information ''which will not violate the rights of the offenders".

This is not the GQ BES DRESSED LIST, it's a list you want to avoid at all costs., It's only a matter of time brefore the JMPD catch on.

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Travis Barker - Can a drummer get some.ft. Game, Swizz Beatz, Rick Ross Lil Wayne


First Single of Travis Barkers upcoming album, I like!



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Ferrari Drops the FF


To properly distinguish the wheat from the chaff. Ferrari, decides to play in the hatchback market. Once the preserve of the working class, with their vw GTI. The segment changed once Premium manufacturers like Beemer entered the space, and really coined the shit out of it. We've seen the players operating in that segment increase. Although i'd venture that this car is more of a shooting brake than a hatchback.  Now the sons of the rich have something exclusive to ainm for once they qualify for their licenses. The Ferrari FF, polarising in looks, it definately will be, but a thoroughbred, in it's lineage, and that shows in it's numbers.  A 6.3 liter V12 puts 651 horses right into the asphalt launching towards a 0-62 time of 3.7 seconds while on its way to a wormhole opening top speed of 208 miles per hour.That's 332 kp/h for the uninitiated. Now Crispin , has something to get hinm to Varsity in a hurry. Price yet to be announced.




Friday, January 21, 2011

Fashion Week to hit Joburg


Joburg fashion week is going to be setting the cities icons such as The bus shelter, Constitutional hill and Nelson Mandela bridge a blaze this year for one stylish week.


Friday Links Presented by Jessica Miss Rabbit




Her: Video
Supermodels before they were famous: superbooyah
Ten manliest alcoholic beverages: guyism
Strangest opening to a porn movie ever, safe for work: guyism
Girlfriend approved porn sites: coedmag
How to tell if she's into you or high off cough syrup: cracked
30 actresses who should consider topless scenes: screenjunkies
Cameron Diaz is pretty sure Snoop Dogg, sold her weed in high school: theinformer
Lil Wayne talks prison with Rolling Stone: Justjared
An interview with the guys from EPIC MEALTIME: eater

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Thursday, January 20, 2011

We so broke!



If ever there was a song and video to match the January financial crisis, it doesn't get better thhan this...

BCM

How the Music Game has changed



Well Hip Hop, to be prercise. See no other genre, thrives on competition, like this genre. There are so many up and coming capable contenders at every turn. That the established guard have to come up with avant garde ways of getting their product out there and stayinng relevant. It's also one of the only genres, besides pop who's fan base continually gets younger. It's difficult to ascertain why this is, but it's also why we don't see old rap acts like RUN DMC, pack the world stage on tour like say your Rolling Stones and your U2's. Rap is no old mans game. The lyrical content is cutthroat, and changes so ofteen that I feel the older heads have no choice but to pass the baton. As a somewhat older fan, I see myself going to the archives more often, as I nostalgically stroll down memory lane. I can't get with this Wacka Flakka Flame stuff. Bare with me as i rant. There is a point to all my ramblings. Ageing in rap is a problem that has yet to be sufficiently figured out. By the time most popular rappers hit 35 or so, they get put out to pasture in one of three ways. If they’re bankable enough they get shuffled off to the old folks home of rap – shitty acting careers (LL Cool J). If they’re particularly curmudgeonly they settle comfortably into their high-waisted grandpa pants and favorite rocking chair while they scream about how the kids are fucking up everything for everyone (KRS-ONE). Lastly, if they don’t have a large enough personae or fanbase they just disappear completely into the ether of irrelevance (Kool Moe Dee). As much as Hip Hop wants credit for originality, everybody is a slightly bad copy of someone else. You just have to look at the average rappers business ventures. Jay-Z comes out with Rocawear, then everbody has some sort of clothing line, I see you guys with your G-unit jackets. Dr.Dre has headphones now everyone is hopping on that too(50 CENT).

Knokkers


This looks like agame i could get behind, especially after a few sundowners, a braai, some mates and good music. Fuck it, call me an early adapter. I'm installing this in my backyard a.s.a.p!

Unathi to fill Mara's shoes


After Mara made an absolute tit of herself by being drunk on Idols and not only that she went to label the show rascist, claiming Idols was full of racism and if M-Net did not soon sell the competition to the SABC, South Africans would never have a black winner.

Louw said: "L'loyd should have won. Finish and klaar!"

"Black people don't have access to DStv," said Louw. "So a large part of South Africa is excluded. White people vote for white people and black people get the short end of the stick."

So it comes as no surprise that her contract hasn't been renewed. Instead of Mara they replaced her with Metro FM dj/ singer Unathi Nkayi.



World Air Traffic 24 Hour Period




It is a 24 hour observation of all of the large aircraft flights in the world, condensed down to about 2 minutes. The yellow dots are aircraft. Cool!
"You can tell it was summer time in the north by the sun's footprint over the planet. You could see that it didn't quite set in the extreme north and it didn't quite rise in the extreme south.
Notice that as evening approaches, the traffic is predominantly from the US to Europe and when daylight comes, the traffic switches and it is predominantly from Europe to the US. "

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Audi RS3 drifting on snow



Audi has steady been upping the game when it comes the hot hatch segment and the Audi RS3 is no exception. Specs and pics after the jump:


SABC stuck inthe 80's

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For real? You don't fuckin say! I don't know how much money was spent to come up with these findings. I could have told you that for free.

In the first of 14 interviews aimed at selecting four new members for the national broadcaster's board, business administrator Sethe Makhesha told MPs on Tuesday that while the SABC had made a "lot of effort" with regard to local content, the international film fare it served left a lot to be desired.
"The kind of material that we need to be buying... internationally should be the latest, the [most] recent.
"Because with the low quality that we are currently experiencing -- I mean, for example, we have Sylvester Stallone movies being featured on Friday night, something we used to have in 1985 -- I don't think that is attracting a good target audience."

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Lord save us from the floods


OK, so the only fucking thing going on in the whole entire fucking planet are the freekin floods! Normally when you speak to someone and you have no substance in terms of conversation you’ll almost always resort to talking about the weather, right! Now its become somewhat of a necessity to discuss how the world must be coming to an end and how all the atheist and agnostics need to start quivering/repent in their boots cause “now you heathens know for sure that JC is coming back”, blah blah blah…


World Air Sex Championships 2011



Now unlike the AVN Awards, which I think every male should attend atleast once in their life. This event meh, not so much. I don't want to label people as being loosers, I hate that sort of shit, but tI'm really fighting back the urge to yell it out. As long as someone out there is having fun, who am I to judge? So hump that air boys and girls, and iI hope for your sake this isn't the only sex you have had.Hosted in New York, but fuck it I don't think you want to read about this, it's best expressed by moving pictures.

Magician’s Trick Goes Wrong And Knife Goes Through Hand On Live TV!



I once saw a magician pull this trick off on Noleen on SABC 3 and he was emphasizing how dangerous this trick was and how he could possibly hurt his hand. This dude ckuffed up the whole trick and paid the price with a bloody hand...douche!

BCM

Whiskey in a can. Lord save us all!


Heaven on earth my fellow imbibers, has arrived, and it arrives in the form of a simple aluminium can, filled to the brim with whisky. I know for a fact I lack the self discipline to regulate my intake, now that whisky comes in can form. So I'll steer clear of this right here.

Now bosses at Scottish Spirits – which retains an office in Glasgow – is testing out the novelty on its Caribbean and South American markets. But last night the Scotch Whisky Association said it would try to ban the cans for breaching international labelling rules. A spokesman for the body said: ‘We are concerned that consumers may be confused whether or not the product is real Scotch and we will be investigating the matter further.’ Scottish Spirits launched the tins last week, the first time straight whisky has been sold in a can.
Chief executive Manish Panshal said: ‘We are really thrilled with the idea – it’s going to be a part of every lifestyle and occasion. The can is the perfect size to be shared between three people who can mix it with other things like cola. It’s lightweight and portable and entirely recyclable, which is good news. It will be one of the hot picks for any outdoor activities.’

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Employee punches boss in the face for not paying him



If it wasn't January I'm pretty sure this ish would have never happened, if you think you're feeling the bite of brokeness this man is way beyond it and he ain't leaving till he gets his mafakin money!

BCM

HHwired

Wiz Khalifa x Snoop Dogg- That good video



I'm sure whenever these two get together a weed plantation in Amsterdam is mowed down, just to keep them going through the day.Track is on repeat, on my playlist either way!

L.G

Detox gets a release date



Just Blaze and the man himself take time out to put the masses out of their misery.It's been too long between drinks Dr. Dre!

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Kanye West did it again



Yeah, so he did it again, this time a differrent pop sensation. Basically I don't think this guys gives a shit anymore. H.A.M

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Ricky Gervais, controversial opening monologue at Golden Globes 2011



Hahaha,  you got to love Gervais, the guy who took the mantle for akward television humour after Curb your Enthusiasm, with Larry David. With two hit shows under his belt, The Office and Extras. Well they let him host the Golden Globes this year and he had a field day, touching on every hollywood taboo and pulling no punches. I'm sure after this monologue, he has Xenu, Jolie, and Sheen. All put a price on his head. This guy basically showed that these actors take themselves far too seriously. This is what the HFPA president told HuffPost:
"He definitely crossed the line. And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that's Ricky. I had absolutely no idea what Ricky was going to say so anything I heard was heard was the same time you heard it. When you hire Ricky Gervais, you expect the unexpected."

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Tuesday Links presented by Cristina del Basso


Her: Video
15 gayest cities in America: holytaco
8 things you should never keep from your friend: coedmagazine
The Vaigna dance that's tearing up a small community in Chicago: nycbarstoolsports
How to hook up with multiple women in one night: coedmagazine
Former Miss England joins the army, shipped to Afghanistan: flisted
The history behind 8 brands of booze: gunaxin
7 videos that make guys love the art of cooking: egotv
Chick with epic thighs: wtfunny
Complex magazine's 25 most anticipated albums of 2011: complex

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Golden Globe Winners


The 68th annual Golden Globe awards were hosted by the one of the funniest men out here Ricky Gervais and you might be asking who gives, well the Golden Globes are a litmus test for the OScars so they bare quite a lot of wight where Hollywood is concerned. List of winners after the jump:

Monday, January 17, 2011

Serial Masturbators




Numbers like these can only be achieved by someone has a problem, 25 times in a weekend? Skipping work and missing out on time with your daughter, and your jizz all over the carpet, man you got issues.

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Chior music at it's best



This is the beauty voices were made to deliver. Let their voices, unto the heavens ring!!
Did they even rehearse, or were they just handed the books on the day?

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Controversy over girl who will loose her virginity on webcam today




Her name is Nicki Blue, she's 21 years old, and she's an up-and-comer in the videos and live-streaming shows devoted to fetishes like bondage and domination. But here's the thing: Although she's had plenty of anal sex and oral sex on camera, Nicki's never once had her vagina penetrated. She says that her hymen, or corona(when the fuck was the new naming convention) as it's technically known these days, is in tact. And the event has stirred quite the controversy.

In a recent video (NSFW link), Nicki explained to those watching:
I have a dildo in my ass and it feels really good. I can answer you, sing to you, do a bunch of scenes for you, but if i put a dildo in my pussy, it'll break my hymen, and then I'll lose my virginity to a toy, which would be really kind of not good, because I'm saving for my virginity for something special.


Friday, January 14, 2011

Papa Bieber



The the general populous is so gullible they might as well get an old as man to sing and I'm pretty sure with the right lyrics and right moves you'd be filthy stinking rich!

BCM

Details of New BlackBerry Curve and Dakota Leaked




If you haven't gotten on the juice as yet, I don'y know what the hell you're waiting for. Pictures of the new BlackBerry Curve and Dakota have found their way onto the internet.


Snoop Dogg El Lay



The one artist I think doesn't get the props due to him, this guy right here is the Madonna of Hip Hop. Not that he reinvents himdelf with a new image every time he drops an album, but that his sound is constantly evolving, and he's always relevant. EvErybody knows and loves Uncle Snoop, well this is his latest offering avail for download.

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Gucci Mane gets a tatto of an ice cream on his Face


I'm at a loss for words the ignorance exhibited by this man. Fuck it I quit

L.G

Why you shouldn't fall asleep on a New York Subway



This is some disgusting ish, imagine you woke up to find that a rat is rigt next to your nose. Aaaah!

BCM


Bossip

Jamiroquai - Rock Dust Light Star


My all time favourite band in the whole entire mafakin universe is at it again and boy am I excited, their 2011 album titled Rock Dust Light Star has dropped and it turns out that they've gone back to their funky grooves rather that the stuff they came up with after "A Funk Odyssey" in 2001.


Friday Links Hosted by Jarah Mariano


Her: Video
Tom Hanks' son is a college rapper, goes by the name of Chet Haze: dlisted
Coco is playing on twitter again, i know it's all plastic, but Lord, have mercy: flisted
11 Dumbest things cartoons have taught us: guyism
5 Reasons you shouldn't be in a band: coedmagazine
6 Rules for avoiding small talk: collegehumor
100 greatest insults of all time: superbooyah
5 self defence books(for women who want to loose fights): cracked
12 female athletes we'd love to see in porn: totalsports
The death of Porn, a serious write up: askmen

L.G

Mercedes Benz SLK 2011/2012


When the SLK first came out in 1996, I wasn't really a fan back then but when they released the next model I damn near lost my mind and luckily they've been able to keep me captured as an avid fan of this beautiful vehicle. This year sees the new model of the Merc SLK coming to roost and boy does it look good. Not only that but they've added a new feature called the "Magic Sky Control Roof" which blows conventional convertibles out the water. More details and pics after the jump:

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Rosa Acosta on Mexican Dating show



We, here have a thing for Rosa Acosta, thick, latina and flexible as fuck, what's not to like. Well over in Mexico, on some dating show they had these dudes vying for her attention. At some point she makes it all about her, and does that stretching thing she does real well. Favourite part in the vid for me is when the hostess is trying to stop things from getting too steamy, and and shouts out Hot Chocolate! Reminds me of a buddy of mine who was recently in Thailand, all those fuckin Islands knew him as the Chocolate man.

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Eminem signs Slaughterhouse & Yelawolf to Shady records


Seems as though Shady records is about to up the ante by singing superrap group Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf into the stable.


Swiss watch maker makes Kanye watch


A swiss watch maker Tiret wanna make sure that Mr West is always on time like Ja-Rule and Ashanti by desinging him a watch, he's not the only celebrity who has had Tiret design a watch for, other celebs inculde Usher.

Defending Tutu

The man has a Halo round his head

Sometimes a man (ladies included) feels so strongly about something that he has to take a stand. It's a trait that not many of us will ever get to see tested. For what would you fall upon your sword? In an age where we're spoon fed, there isn't much we have to truly fight for. That's why you have to respect the old apartheid activists. It was either go one of three ways. Keep quiet and let the atrocities continue. Join the oppressor, turn against your own in order, to secure yourself a good life. Or fight the establishment and risk all to get your point across. It's easy now to say what you would have done the right thing, but in the midst of it all, many things would cloud and influence your judgement.

One of the stalwarts of the anti apartheid movement Desmond Tutu,  has recently come under fire for this views on Israel. Tutu has condemned Israel in the past,  for their blockage of Gaza. Last year he urged the Cape Town Opera to cancel an Israeli trip as Palestinians would not have equal access to the performance, drawing parallels with the international boycott during apartheid South Africa.

Hilary Clinton falls face flat whilst boarding plane



If this was Sarah Palin you know they would have had a field day with this ish but just because its Hilary we'll keep it on the low. Must say Hilary, this is much more embarrasing than the previous scandal of your husband getting his knob polished by Monica.

BCM

To be a little sexist



What sucks about being a chick you ask? Plenty, I say! Sure you ladies have closed down an entire gulf of wrongness with your equality rights, and on papaer men and women are par, but as any sports following man knows the game isn't played on paper, and thusly, I put it to you ladies. Life isn't lived on paper. I could sit here and list a bunch of stuff that would have the comments section lit up with words like chauvinist, pig& maybe a few assholes. I wion't though I'll take the high road and just let this video do the talking for me. Papa taught me not to fight in a dress for this very damn reason.STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU LADIES!!

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Reef Girls Calendar



Some of you might not know about the Reef brand, but being from the seaside, best believe I've had close encounters with them. Over the last couple of years I've seen Reef, vamp up the sexiness in their marketing efforts, and right about now I can't ignore them, watch the vid above and let us know if you were able to blink let alone look  away.

L.G

Eat mangos. Smoke crappy weed. Get higher.


If you don't know by now that I have a slight affliction when it comes to the green stuff then I don't know which blog you've been reading...It's January and I know that its a financial humdinger of a month and if you prescribe to the green ish you're probably smoking the cheapest and lowest grade of weed ever.  Good news! If you eat a Mnago and smoke your cheap chi cha chong you're in a for a good time. More after the jump:

Four Loko Chilli



This vid is from the same guys who brought you Turbacon, what I love about these guys is that they have a knack for creating such culinary monstrosities(I mean that in a good way) that I would love to taste.If you still haven't caught on to the Four Loko's band wagon you can find out more about it here. I'm now officially salivating.

BCM

Brobible

The Simpsons Porn parody



Just as much as I love the porn industry I also worry about it. I loved Star Whores and Shaving Ryans Privates which were both great parody's in their own right but seeing people in yellow make up, acting like Marge and Homer is rather disturbing. Hell! What do I know maybe someone out there has been praying for years for the porn industry to make a parody on the Simpons, I def know I wasn't.

BCM

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

JR vs Bonang on twitter


The great thing about where I work is that sometimes when twitter wars breakout I'm one of the first people to hear about it. Yesterday whilst doing the mid morning show with Bonang on YFM we happened to play a snippet of the new joint from Kanye West and Jay-Z titled H.A.M and as we played it JR tweeted: Dear Yfm, just because a song has been released, doesn't mean its a SINGLE!! ur bombarding our ears with nonsense.

This obviously infuriated the both of us and unbeknown to JR that we can't talk about the song and not let our beloved listeners hear what the hell we're talking about, right!

Phoenix Jones Real Life Superhero



Look at this fucking nitwit. This crime-fighting moron, who thinks he is a legitimate superhero, is someone's son, and is the byproduct of unprotected, teenage sex. Burn that image into your brains. Now that I have done that public service... On Saturday, the man who calls himself Phoenix Jones was trolling around Seattle in costume, when he saw two guys fighting (presumably in a dark alleyway). At this point Jones thought to himself, "jackpot!" As he went in to break up the fight, one man turned on him and then so did the other. One even pulled a gun. Then they held him down as they each took turns kicking him in the face. Jones, ever the superhero, managed to eventually call 911 so that real cops could take care of this. When asked just what the fuck he thinks he's doing trying to be a superhero, Jones replied, "I am whatever Seattle needs me to be." Then he hopped on a mountain bike and sped away.

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Levi's Waterless Jeans


I know this Continent produces some of the least greenhouse gases , and hence we don't really give ashit about the go green trend the rest of the world is on., but help out where you can.Just don't buy a fuckin Prius, those things disgust me. Levi's is hitting you with some green jeans, known as Levi's Wateless jeans.

Did you know the average pair of jeans uses 42 liters of water in the finishing process? Levi's hopes to significantly reduce the excess water usage in manufacturing by 96% (1 1/2 liters) using new processes such as removing water from the stone wash and using ozone machines to clean fabric without a wash cycle. This week the brand is launching their new Waterless line which will feature key styles such as the 501 and 505 that were created using these new processes.My Question is, if you acn make jeans this way, why not scrap the old method and use this a s the default? Instead of having a green range, which i presume we'll be paying a premium for? This aint free range chicken, it didn't cost you more to make these, spread some saving our way.

L.G
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Winnie abuses cops after they pull her over


When your ex-husband is one of the most revered men on the planet and you were by his side for 27 years whilst he was behind jail and still led the struggle in his absence the police can go fuck stuff themselves. Winnie was stopped travelling at 150 km/h in her Audi A6 and she subsequantly told the cops where to shove their routine stop.

The Sounds of Joburg



I'm guilty of it too at times, what with traffic, the news, the stories, onne can forget forget that this City kicks ass. All it takes is the perspective of an outsider to show you what you take for granted.This is remix of sights and sounds that Pogo filmed around the city of Johannesburg, South Africa. This marks the beginning of World Remix project. The goal of project is to travel the world capturing sights, sounds, voices and chords of various cities, and use them to compose and shoot a track and video. Now he is taking donations through Kickstarter to fund the project.

L.G

Video from the AVN's 2011




If you spend as much time blogging from a basement as I do, you know a little something about porn, and if you know a little something about porn, porns Mecca is the AVN(Adult Video News) Awards, held every year in Las Vegas, well this years installment went down. I can only wish I was there, mingling ( perving). Some other lucky person went instead and got video, giving you a glimpse of what this Silcone version of heaven is like.

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This aint a scene, it's God Damn Arms Race: Audi Registers SQ5 & RSQ5 nameplate


When, I sat in History class and they taught us about the race to get on the4 moon between the Yanks and the Ruskies, a part of me really felt like I had missed out on a time when innovation, was at the fore. No countries are out there actually competing to show you who's superior, or so I thought. There seems to be a cold war going on in Germany, and those who can afford are all the more happy for it. The big Three car manufacturers have been at it for quite a while, but recently things have gotten ridiculous, If Beemer, cranks the power up, Benz is not too far behind whippin up an AMG, with more power, and now Audi is giving their SUV, a shot of pace in the form of a SQ5 and an RSQ5 version. , let me at it.details after the jump...

Why you can't walk in a straight line

 

Try as you might, you can't walk in a straight line without a visible guide point, like the Sun or a star. You might think you're walking straight, but as NPR's Robert Krulwich reports, a map of your route would reveal you are doomed to walk in circles. What, you thought cause we write all this smut we're stupid shits? We, like a little intellectual stimulation too.
 
L.G

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Old English Couple fighting on sidewalk




If there's one thing i learnt from Denny Krane, it's that, in old age you can get away with anything, last week i got stopped for not dtopping ata traffic light, and another car got stro[pped behind me , they let him off coz he was old I had to eat a fine coz i'm young, shit is absurd.Best believe when my day comes i'm hurling shit from my nappy at people on the sidewalk

L.G

My kinda ad, German ad for Sprite




Ze Germans, get too much flack for not having a sense of humour, and that other guy with the silly moustache. This ad proves they should all be forgiven.Nothing wrong with a little carbonated refereshment.

L.G

Limitless "Trailer"



The average human being uses a tiny percentage of their brain capacity but imagine you could unlock all of it....Thats the basis of the movie and I can't wait to watch it.

BCM

Kanye West and Jay-Z Drop ‘H.A.M.’


Last week we reported that Kanye said that "Watch the throne" was coming out the following week, that may have not necessarily been true but they did drop the first single titled "H.A.M"(Hard as A Motherf%^&er). Download here. Must say I like this track, its always an aural pleasure hearing HOV and MR West on one track. Enjoy!

BCM

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Monday, January 10, 2011

Prenatal Pole Dancing



For all the ladies out there who, have an irrational fear of loosing your man during pregnancy, because somehow you think he doesn't find you attractive anymore. This is for you! Lure him in nice and lustily with these dance moves. He'll forget all about you stretchmarks and shit. Also the best way to ensure your foetus is giving head from early on in life, courtesy of pops!


L.G

Scientists seek alcoholism vaccine


For some of us who drinking is a past time (although I'm not so sure anymore) but for others its a serious problem which compounds itself with some nasty behaviour and reprocusions. The Chileans may be famous for freeing those trapped miners last year but it seems as though they are aiming to be famous for creating the first vaccine for alcoholism.


Prince William pisses off the Queen over wedding



Every now and then you  get a tongue lashing from your grandma but it's a whole different ball game when your grandma is the Queen of England and you're planning one of the most anticipated weddings of the century. Princce William please don't piss off the Queen, you know how it turned out when your old lady pissed off the queen...#imjustsayin

BCM 

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Internet Thugging gone wrong



Apparently old buddy here posted a video on youtube of him doing some hoodrat shit. Nothing new there people, overestimate their mettle all the time, on the youtubes, posing with guns, knives, swords and ninja stars. The commentors might see straight through your pseudo gangster, but there's little they can do to disprove your claimed thugnificence. That is until someone who knows you,  sees you and makes it their personal mission to show you up on a public platform. This is this dudes uncle, makin sure young scarface here keeps it real.

L.G

Gautrain Strippers Spanked


When you think Gautrain you normally associate it with speed and efficiency but after yesterday you can associate it with mooning, as 34 people decided to get on the train and strip down in celebration of a similar event thats held in the US on the subway.


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Cooking with Semen


Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not  afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! This is some shit i don't want to eat.


L.G

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Kanye West -MONSTER (feat. JAY-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver)Official Video



I keep hearing from peeps that Kanye's album is rather weird/twisted, OK so why the hell do you think he titled it "my beautiful dark twisted fantasy". This video only serves to drive that home. I'm digging the vid big time...but than again y'all know that fishfinger is steady jocking Kanye. Nuff said!

BCM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug



This has been circling the internets, but we were takin a little time off, so i might be late with it. I just can't get over how the dude looks. Curse you radio!

L.G

Proof that Rap is Dumb


I'm a fan of the old school, I won't lie, I like my raps grimey and with actual meassages and stories , polysilabllic words n shit. In essence i'm snobby with my raps. I find that the older guys stick to this. These new rappers are all about slogans, dances, and stupidity. Enter Gucci Mane, whom I belive mede into Mtv's top ten Mc's last year. This guys raps are simpler than baby speak, yet he makes the list.Anyway looks like dumb dumb is going to the insane house.


Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets


So the blog is still in it's infancy, and we're learning as we go along, but one thing the loyal followers, picked up on early on was our love for all things Kanye West. Yeah , soon as you fuckers noticed that, the inbox was inundated with messages, claiming this is the house that Kanye built. Well i'm here to let you know, he doesn't give us a little extra cash on the side, this love comes from a good place. Anyway we follow dude, on twitter, and now Josh Groban lends his classically trained voice to the tweets we've come to love. If you don't like it, go eat a bunch of dicks. Vid after the jump...

Why I Love white people (the scam that is powerband)





Look, I'm a grown ass man, plenty life experience to go round, and one lesson we all learn in  life is that everybody atleats once will get hoodwinked, bamboozled, used, and shat on. No matter how smart you are there is always someone smarter, or atleast knows how to press your gullable bone. See when the Powerband, came out it was the white man that brought into it. I didn't even know about it till everybody in the office had theis shit on their wrist. Don't use this oppurtunity to belittle the black man on how he's always the last to know shit, theres a bigger issue here. See when I say my office, had all this stuff i'm saying that all the white people in my office had it. Me being the observant Sherlock Holmes type, asked around and got given all sorts of demostrations by the good people that owned these trinckets. Being the thirsty for knowledge type I interneted the shit out of the powerband. The official website set my alarms off, it gave no scientific reason as to why this shit works, I dismissed that , as them keeping company trade secrets. You know protecting the very thing that makes this powerband work. All it said on their site was that this thing used holograms to sort your insides out. Really a motherfuckin hologram. Fuck it i watched Quantum Leap, Ziggy ,was a fuckin hologram, but he kept no ones balance. Anyway people have always told me i'm the glass half empty guy. So I kept quiet.

LaStarya gives us a little extra





Not to take away from her shine, but I'm back bitches, neglected the blog over the festive, but trust me/us we spoke about it everywhere we went, asa result look out for big things this year. Anyway I'm back to peddling smut like i usually do. I swear if this person would allow me access, it would be a short and embarassing stint on my end.someone change her name to LaDestroya already!

L.G

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Beers filling up through the bottom



You are probably wondering how the  hell this thing works, well... There is a magnet inside the cup which seals against a metal ring, when placed on the dispenser the magnet is raised to allow the beer to enter the cup and when the cup is lifted the magnet seals the cup again stopping the beer from draining out the bottom. Tilting your glass or cup whilst pouring your favourite ale is so outplayed. Can't wait till this hits our shores.

BCM

Tuesday Links hosted by Candice Boucher



Her: Video
The 13 Wildest TV Daughters: Sex! Drugs! More sex! There's no shortage of daddy's little angels who indulged in TV Land debauchery. [Maxim]
Man Says He’ll Live In A Lion’s Den For 30 Days To Raise Money For Some Shit. [Barstool NYC]
The 9 Best Types Of Mistresses Guaranteed To Help Your Marriage. [Manosterone]
The 5 Ways You Could Have Spent New Year's. [College Humor]
Joe La Puma’s Top 10 Sneakers of 2010 (Complex)
Dude Accidentally Dumps Girlfriend Into Pavement (Don Chavez)
Fat Guy Stuffs 20 Quarters In His Belly Button. [Barstool NYC]
12 Career-Change Blunders. [Ask Men]
Pininfarina to go to the Chinese? Say it ain’t so! [The Throttle]

Whilst sitting at work thinking which fine female specimen would be suitable to host your Tuesday links...Someone whispered this South African hotties name in my ear and lo and behold she fire, I must admit I was taken a back by the surname, I just hope she's not related to Mark Boucher...Since this is the first Tuesday links of the year so make sure you savour this moment.

BCM