Monday, February 28, 2011

Police Brutality at Catz Pyjamas

I've never been a victim of Police brutality but I have been harassed on numerous occasions by the custodians of our safety and security. This vid takes the cake as I normally visit Catz Pyjamas in the wee hours of the morning to have that last dop before I hit the sack. Not only did the dude getting smacked have a super headache he probably also had a monster hangover come the next day. Bare in mind that this happened over the weekend...


Organic Ice Cream made from breast milk

A London ice cream parlor called "Icecreamists" has introduced a "pure, organic, free-range and totally natural" new flavor: Breast milk. Well, actually, the flavor is a kind of lemon-vanilla, but the cream is made from breast milk. Human breast milk. The breast milk was provided by mothers who answered an advertisement on online mothers' forum Mumsnet.

Victoria Hiley, 35, from London was one of 15 women who donated milk to the restaurant after seeing the advert.

Hiley works with women who have problems breast-feeding their babies. She said she believes that if adults realized how tasty breast milk actually is, then new mothers would be more willing to breast-feed their own newborns.

This Organic food bullshit has gone too fucking far, now adults are eating breast milk? fuck it's enough to make me puke.


Megan Fox Armani ad campaign

Megan Fox hitting all the right buttons in this ad, but I wonder about her relevance, since being dropped from the Transformers franchise, I just wonder how much longer she can stay relevant.


Dr. Dre x Eminem x Skylar Grey - I need a doctor video

Dr. Dre , drops a video for the second single off of Detox which has apparently been pushed back again. Don't know if that album will ever see the light of day, but this video is on some cinematic seven minute tip. Have to admit the visuals look outstanding.Oh yeah dre, looks fucking huuuge!


Call for Kuli Roberts to be sacked

Seems Miss Roberts managed to piss every coloured person off after her weekly column on Sinday World called Bitches Brew hit one too many nerves and cited that coloured people have no front teeth and eat way too much fish:

The Hangover 2 Trailer

I can't bloody wait till this hits our big screens.


Friday, February 25, 2011

Tyler the Creator- Yonkers

OFWHFTA stands for Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. With a name like that you had to expecting some other worldly sounds/raps to come from this crew and my, do they live up to those expectations. Consider me a convert.Holy shit they scared the shit out of me with the performance below, straight unsanitary! It aint for everybody!


Estonians are hard or are the Finnish Pussies

I'm not even gonna pretend that I know Finnish law, but apparently the laws in Finland, don't allow the sale of Estonian produce( in this caes mushrooms) in Finland. Yeah how big are the problems in your country, if the cops are out and about arresting people in food markets for selling edible mushrooms grown in another country? Fuck it I need to move to Finland, life is all good up there. Anyway this rather lareg Estonian guy is not going down without a fight, motherfucker breaks out the Jason Bourne, moves. Dude is swift with it too, looks like anatural with that broom. Anyway I can assure you in SA, this dude would haver been shot one time. Our cops might be fat, but their trigger finger stays excercising.


Russia to class beer as alcohol

Turns out unlike other countries where Beer is recognised as liquor, in Russia it was considered as foodstuff and now they want to classify it as a alcohol. More after the jump:

Naija Boys - Black and Yellow rmx

This is how we do in Africa!


Mos Def tweets

I don't know whats going on, but people seem to be tweeting out the side of their necks. I'm loving it but these Mos Def tweets are a little bit suspect. I doubt it's him twetingg , but shit has me in laughing.


Kanye West on abortions

Haha, I have no idea what popped into the wonderful mind of Mr. West, but this little twitter, has me laughing,. Kanye is street.


Tuesday Links Presented by Adina Barbu

Her: video
Dita von Tease and her hot new Renault ad : smokingjacket
Sex Tips for men given by women: thecampussocialite
Quitting smoking: 6 things you notice about the world: cracked
Man surives bullet to the head after bullet deflects off his gold tooth: mtvclutch
Women would trade sex to be skinnier: flisted
25 filthy people eating in the toilet: holytaco
Chris Brown beat Rihanna worse than we imagined. I know just when you were staring to like him again: IDLYITW
Ten ways to make your interviewr love you: collegecandy
Six obvious steriod uses in movies: uncoached
how to avoid gold diggers: askmen

Adina Barbu uptop, a female who just love to bare it all gets our seal of approval. Another week Ladies and gentlemen. More specifically a payday weekend for most of us. IO have a feeling things will get ridiculous. That's why we're hitting you with a lot of advise this week, from sextips from the ladies, to avoiding golddiggers. I'm also thinking that you guys are gonna get shit faced and might end up sittin on the shitter in a drunken stupor with some 24hr Mcdonalds. Oh that Golddigger link segues nicely into the next Knaye West post.


Thursday, February 24, 2011

Sin Taxes include flashy cars

Every drinker and smoker knows that every year when the budget speech is anounced we'll get hamered with Sin taxes but not only are drinkers and smokers getting a raw deal but sports car enthusiats are going to suffer too.

Three men vs. Fifteen Lions

These Kenyan brothers go hard. Straight snatching a Lions meal from hit's mouth, not just one lion, but 15. Fuck me I'd be eating leaves and whatever other shit I could come across. I now understand why white people lock their doors when black people walk past.


Some interracial big booty fighting, Big White vs. Big Black

Sometimes a chick fight can surprise me with it's savageness, and most times it's just entertaining to watch.


We no speak americano - Saudi dance - ORIGINAL

And you thought you were this shit doing iBus with your peeps at the last party you attended.


Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Pussy Breath

I'm at a loss for


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Libyan Soldiers Burned to death for refusing to fire on Protesters

The protests started in Egypt and as as Mubarak was ousted protests started in Libya where the Libyans stood up and said that they've had enough of the dictator that is Muammar-Gaddafi, but unlike Egypt where blood shed was kept to a minimum Libya is the total opposite with dead bodies laden in the streets and soldiers being set alight because they refuse to shoot civilians(Vid after jump) More after the jump:

SPCA stops cruelty to Spiders

I think that the SPCA needs to slow down on the weed, cause they have to be high to try and stop cruelty to spiders just because there is an advert of a shit scared little girl spraying a spider with shaving cream whilst getting freaked out by the motehrfucker. More after the jump:

Tuesday Links Hosted by Irina Shayk

Her: Video
Egyptian man names his kid Facebook(fuck you Dad!): barstoolsports
Women who dumb themselves down for men: trutv
The degradation of Social skills: nedhardy
Facebook introducing breakup notifier: flisted
That Justin Beiber finally cut it's hair: dlisted
6 awards that would make the Oscars worth watching: cracked
7 shocking celebrioty sports performances: guyism
6 cost free spots to have a quickie during office hours: brobible
Ronaldo wore diapers during the 99 Copa America: guyism


I slept with Ronaldo

Ronaldo isn't one of my favourite players because I feel he's a bit of a douche bag and behaves like a prebuscent teenage girl. Seems that he not only behaves like one but also had sex with one. More after the jump:

Thor Trailer

This looks a bit too much like Transformers, will I watch Thor...Not even sure but I need an action movie every now and then so fuck it, I'll probably go just because Thor is my favourite hammer-wielding god.


Monday, February 21, 2011

Lightning kills football team

There is a strange belief in SA that if you visit a Sangoma you can ask him or her to orchestrate lightning strikes on your enemies courtesy of you, I've never been one to belive in such kak but I'm starting to change my perception because all 11 members of a football team were killed by a bolt of lightning which left the other team unhurt in Congo.

Kobe Bryant as the Black Mamba- directed by Robert Rodriguez

It was the all star weekend in the NBA, and as with any big sporing event in the States, advertising will also take the limelight. Nikey enlists the help of Robert Rodriguez to make a short trailer for a fictional movie much like Machete was in the Grindhouse movies. Nikey sure as hell doesn't hold back. For all the snreakerheads out there, keep your eyes on Kanyes, feet those are the Air Yeezy 2's.


Lord Lord Lord! Another Oprah School Scandal

Just when you thought there couldn't be another scandal on Oprah's Leadership Academy for Girls, you guessed wrong. Some little chickita got caught with a dead baby in her abag and had to be taken to hospital for excessive bleeding...More after the jump:

NBA All Star Slam Dunk contest 2011

I happened to catch a bit of the All Star Rookie game on Saturday and I was impressed by the standard of B-Ball but nothing was as amazing as the Slam Dunk contest. Although I'm not really feeling Blake Griffins dunk over the hood of a car I must say I couldn't do it even if I tried so big ups to him for winning the dunking contest.


Kanye West - All of the Lights video

I thought that the Runaway, short Film was the be all, end all as far as visuals to accompany music from this album. I assumed wrong, Despite having this song play constantly at the NBA aLL STAR Weekend, Kanye thought it prudent to drop a new video for All of the Lights. Funny how last season Kanye's," Amazing," was the anthem for the playoffs. This season It's all star weekend, and "All of the Lights." If he carries on this way he'll be inducted into the basketball Hall of fame.


Friday, February 18, 2011

Lupe Fiasco- H.A.M (freestyle)

Lupe Fiasco, goes in on the Lex Luger beat. Does he do it justice? You let us know.Lasers drops March 8.

Lupe Fiasco - H.A.M. (Freestyle) by Hypetrak


Jack Daniels Ready to drink

I think you it's pretty sfae to say theat we're the first to drop the news on these here shores. Jack Daniels, old. no.7, the friend we've all had since, we were allowed to drink , is bringing out a ready to drink. I'm not too sure how I feel abou this. The packaging looks good as though. It doesn't evoke that Levi jeans, wife beater, wearing, Harley Davidson rebel image the iconic bottle does. It does appeal to the at home while I braai side of me though. Those beads of sweat cascading off the bottle seem to be calling my name. more details after the jump...

Knife stuck in mans head for four years

Dude had a knife stuck in his head for four years after a robber stabbed him and the blade broke off underneath his chin, he didn't realise that the blade was stuck in his head but he did have the worst headaches on the planet for years. When doctors rocked him an X-ray they discovered that he had a blade stuck in his head.


Hot chick attaches camera to ass to see how many people are looking at it

I'm loving the concept, also loving the Lady who introduces the vid. If that ass is all that, best beleive i'm getting caught on camera,perhaps even making an inappropriate humping gesture. Ithink I've said too much.


Rugby Trick shots

Now i'm born and bred in this country, it's culture and traditions run through my veins. I went to one of the top rugby schools in the country, so you know I love the game. My beloved Super Fifteen, just kicked off about ten minutes ago. However, recently I've stared watching a lot of NFL. Now this is a totally different ball game, and I have to admit I've got into the game quite heavily.

The obvious differences are there for all to spot, we play for posession, they play for territory, their game is played in short bursts, we have longer passages of play. The one thing that I have to give the footballers is, that they have showmanship. It's like watching Lippizaners prance around at a horse meet. It has it's entertainment value, seeing an athlete who's at his prime just show off. That's the one thing missing in Rugby, we're generally a more humble sporting code, and concentrate on getting the job done rather than coreographing intricate moves for each time we score, but what we lack in showmanship I think we make up for in humour. Check out the Waratahs Summer Skills video shot in the vain of the Nfl skills videos. Fuckin Brilliant!! more vids after the jump..

South African wines to be served at Royal Wedding

If you didn't know that South Africa wines are revered the world over, thats alright... you'll be an uncultured Beer drinking tit for the rest of your life. If you happen to be in the loop when it comes to SA wines this is right up your alley as our local wines will be served at the up coming Royal Wedding. More details after the jump:

Friday Links Hosted by Atheana Ritchie

Her: video
5 ways to start an akward conversation with supermodel Irina Shayk, to be honest i'll take any converstaion with her: holytaco
6 famous movies with mindblowing meanings: cracked
25 freaky fetish folk: holytaco
5 gross foods that other cultures love: egotv
9 hilarious reactions to Justin Beibers, Grammy loss: thesmokingjacket
Guy goe beserk in club after mistakenly buying drag queens all night: nycbarstool
20 funny fictional barbies, haha, MILF Barbie: superbooyah
The subway stripper, hopefully they introduce this to the Gautrain: smokingjacket
Want more sex change your name to Chris, and here I was thinking Simon was the best, coz Simon says: thebachelorguy
Halle Berry still smoking hot: guyism


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Chocolate Drop drops in on Power 106

Kevin Love, is now going by the name of Chocolate Drop, a new endeavour on his part to remove the fakeness in the game. I have to say, that I love it.


Jagermeister Deer Head shot glass absolute must have for the home bar

I find that humans have more or less the same hopes and aspirations, one of those is owning your own restaurant, or bar, if not your own bar, motherfuckers want a kickass home bar, decorated in all the old school livery of their favourite tipple, and some old bar shit you can't find anymore.These right here are instant classics. Bit problematic when it comes to dropping them in your Red Bull, but pants droppingly cool for every other occasion where Jager is drank.


Radiohead the King of Limbs

There are very few bands that cause mass hysteria when they announce the release of a new album. Not only does Radiohead have the iconic status to whip up this kind of frenzy but recently their releases have become crazy events on their own. The band’s last album, In Rainbows, was offered for the affordable price of whatever-the-hell-you-want and now they’ve got fans worked up by not setting some far off release date like November 15th for their new record, The King of Limbs, but rather a release date of . . . Saturday. That’s right, Saturday. No date needed because they announced it this week. You can purchase a digital only copy of The King of Limbs in either .mp3 or .wav format or shell out the cash for the Newspaper Album which comes with tons of artwork, two clear vinyl records and more. You will have to pay slightly more than zero dollars this time though.I'm amped!


Interview with Wiz Khalifa

Wiz, recently had a show, and due to the mans popularity, the line too get in was exceedingly long, there was a video of one kid drinking his own piss(so he wouldn't loose his place). It looks set to be this mans year. listen to this interview as he speaks on black n yellow, his fan, the Taylor Gang and his new years resolutions.


The Legendary: A Film about The Roots

Having followed the Legendary Roots Crew, during their Hennessey Artistry tour, Jeff Baraka and Cam Be, produced this mini documentary. If you're a fan you'l love it.


Cee Lo Green Secret Show

Prior to the Grammmy's the Soul Machine had an intimate 300 person show, this is the footage.


Davecat and Sze Chon a love story

What the fuck, Davecat? get yourself outside and interact, mingle, for fucks sake buy a prostitute, and fall in love with that. This is utterly ridiculous what part of the game is this? Is this what's poppin in the streets? Much love to the guy who edited this, your random cuts make it even funnier.

Intorducing Jurgita

That's all I know about her,besides that one name, but she oozes the sort of sex appeal that makes a man stop and think deeply, a little too deeply.


Cee Lo Green - Bodies Video

I will not be reserved in expressing my admiration for this musician. As a part of the Goodie Mob, his contribution to Hip Hop, can not be ignored, what with their debut album Soul Food, hailed as a classic, and them along with Outkast widely recognised for having layed the blueprint for the dirty south sound. The group, is definately hall of famer material.

His first solo album, Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections (2002), sounded unlike anything else out there -- unlike Cee-Lo's past work with Goodie Mob, unlike his neo-soul contemporaries, and unlike pretty much anything else except the weirder corners of OutKast's Stankonia album. Then came the Gnarls barkley days, Cee lo enjoyed his greatest success to date as half of Gnarls Barkley, a duo also featuring producer Danger Mouse. "Crazy," the lead single from St. Elsewhere, the duo's debut album, was an instant hit in the U.K. and steadily rose to the top of the charts in the U.S. by the end of the summer. The critical acclaim and commercial success of Gnarls Barkley awarded Cee-Lo the most attention he'd ever enjoyed in his career to date. Well the man released  his third solo effort. Which continues to showcase one of the most unique male voices in the industry, that is still inexplicably versatile.

This is his video for one of my favourites of off Lady Killer, Bodies.


Boy kills mom over Playstation

When your mom takes your favourite ish away from because you missed behaved, the worst thing you could do is sulk until she realises that you're fucking miserable without your shit and feel san ounce of mercy and gives you your shit back. This liitle cock decided he wasn't having that shit and stabbed the beat the shit out of his mother.

Bono Sets the record straight

Pseudo rascist Steve Hofmeyer threw his U2 tickets worth R5000 down the Jukskie river in protest to a comment made by U2 lead singer Bono about Julius Malema singing "Kill the Boer", Bono responded to idiot Steve Hofmeyers tyrades. More after the jump:

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Snoop Dogg x Dr.Dre x Akon perform at Interscope Grammy event

Running us through hits like "Nuthing but a G thing, The next episode, Gin and Juice, and lastly Kush. Man, I know a lot of you would geek out to be at this gig.I think Snoop is going to drop one very good album this year, everything just sounds good.


Lil Kim Drops Black Friday disstape

The struggle for relevance continues, with two artists, I could hardly give a shit about. Even though I don't give a shit. I know enough to see that lil kim is like that old tub of yoghurt in the fridge. Expired. These are well and truly the last kicks of a dying, botoxed, facelifted horse. The problem with the female rap space is it's occupied by literally a handful, of rappers. I'd venture that Kim was one of the most popular at some period. Seeing her older rap brethren still amass great sales, ie Jay-Z . Lil Kim thinks she too can still hold it down. Just let the young ones play. Kim for all our sakes disappear.The only Kim i want to see in public is a Kardashian. As a result of my lack of interest i haven't even listened to the tracks, apparently they are noteworthy. Let me know if this is worth putting on my playlist.


Man Proposes at Mall food court

Valentines day had men acting all crazy, trying to force nuggets of romanticism, form a place where, there is none. It's forced and ugly that's why I don't subscribe to it. Then there are always those soppy men who happen to take things further than the rest of the male species. Like this guy propsing to his Lady, on Valentines day. That is just going overboard, making the rest of us look bad. I hate these types of guys they're the reason this commercial holiday thrives. Anyway young Romeo, here had the grand gesture all proper, but son you forgot to pay attention to the finer details. A fucking food court are you serious? Might as well propose at the drive though, make shit easier for yourself. Anwyay the Lady, opts out of this proposal, but i love the guy recording this his commentary is precise.
By the way I have rejection issues, and seeing shit like this makes me less likely to ever get married.


Oskido presents Black Motion ft Jah Rich "Banane Mavoko"

This track is causing major kak on the dance floors across the country, the vid just dropped and I think its pretty cool.Banane Maboko means clap your hands in Shangaan so make sure uBanane Maboko.


The rock is back in wrestling

7 years out the dog and pony show, that is the WWE, the Rock must have realised that he wasn't cutting it in Hollywood. Now he's back to stack that paper. I don't follow much wrestling but shit, this guy knows how to command a crowd. I have a friend who will be amped the fuck up upon hearing these news. Like do you go to school to become that charismatic?


7 Year old cries cause Justin Bieber at the Grammys

This boy will probably be the cause of another Columbine in the states, if at 7 you're crying for you favourite singer like he is there is a serious fucking problem. Ask yourself how much you love your favourite artist?


Chris Brown - Real Hip Hop Shit vid

Who would have thought Breezy is a rather capable wordsmith, digging Breezy's Raps and I must say that the vid is on point.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Super slow motion Hotel Video

I was working a gig in Vegas with a brand new Phantom Flex high speed digital cinema camera. I had to try it out. In fact, I never did go to bed that night. I opened up a wormhole shooting at 2,564 frames per second.

I need one of these a.s.a.p, anyone got a few hundred thousand to spare?


The Moist Maker

A dance of seduction. Seduction of the highest order. Is this guuy even aware of how his body moves?


Tuesday Links presented by Hiromi Oshima

Her awesome photo shoot: Video
Hot Grammy Girls: maxim
Ranking 7 animals with the largest genitals: guyism
5 ways to prove to your ex-girlfriend that you're doing just fine without her: holytaco
Dating in a nutshell: regetfulmorning
The reason Charlie Sheen smokes crack: dlisted
Naomi  Campbell still, bringing the heat in GQ Magazine: GQ
The real cost of valentines day: leftos
Some useless Egyptian riot gear, pics from the riots: thedanzatap
Irina Shayk is Sports Illustrated  Cover Model: flisted

The day after Valentines, sound off in the comments let us know what you did, and if you were alone, I want to know what comfort foods you ate. Stats reckon that for every 100 single women on Valentines, there are a 120 single men. Hence you'll find the links filled with things men like.


Monday, February 14, 2011

Snoop Dogg x Devin the Dude x Kobe - I don't need no bitch

HAHA, on this the loviest of days Snoop releases this. This is for those stone cold brothers out there.


Pusha T - My God

While the other half of this blog is going to get all gay, on you and make lists of valentinesy shit. I decided i'd get extra hard on you all today. After all, this day matetrs not one bit. Pusha finally let loose the first single off his album, Fear of God. I'm digging this the man goes in with zeal.

Pusha T - My God by Hypetrak


Top 5 Valentines songs by Black Boy Bands

Yeah,yeah! I know its the crappiest day of the year if you're single but even if you're single I'm pretty sure you've been in love before. In the spirit of love we give you The top 5 music vids by black boy bands...

53rd Annual Grammy Awards Performances

Yeah I checked them out a little, these awards are sort of boring if you ask me, don't know what all the fuss is about, they became less about music and more of a popularity contest, quite a while back. Here are the performances I think our crowd cared to see.

vids after the jump...

Grammy Winners

Besides Lady Gaga rocking up to the Grammy's in an eggshell, The ceremony will air on M-net at 21:30 on Monday February 14. (Spoilers below!)

Wayne Rooneys killer goal

One of the most spectacular goals I've seen in a minute.


Friday, February 11, 2011

Heru Ptah - Why?

Def Poetry Jam. Heru raises some interesting questions,in a hilarious way. His logic can't be faulted. This video is on loop for me today.


X Men first class trailer

X-Men: First Class charts the epic beginning of the X-Men saga, and reveals a secret history of famous global events. Before mutants had revealed themselves to the world, and before Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Not archenemies, they were instead at first the closest of friends, working together with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to prevent nuclear Armageddon. In the process, a grave rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto’s Brotherhood and Professor X’s X-Men.


Who can get a ticket first

This is a video, of  some men doing big boy things. Generally I try avoid tickets, but I guess when you have all that hardware at your disposal, you probably get bored, real quick with life and somretimes need tospice things up a little. the skinny dude has a freakish knowledge of how cops operate.


Mick Jagger's ex joins penis debate

Its gotta suck balls when one of your ex's joins a debate about whether or not you have a small dick, she probably knows best and even if she lied to try and spite you everyone will believe her. Thats what Mick Jagger is going through right now:

Friday Links presented by Rosie Roff

Her: video
13 attributes women love about bachelor pads: hspot
12 new sex positions inspired by historical eventys: smokingjacket
If everything was made by apple: cracked
Valentines day Lingerie guide: smokingjacket
Insider trading 5 things men should know: askmen
7 best tv characters who are technically alcoholics: guyism
8 celebrity before they were famous ads: egotv
How to cheat without getting caught: collegehumor
Top 10 ways to make women chase you: askmen
Why I like being called a slut, in bed: thefrisky
The manslator, womens language translator: thechive
20 most shocking pictures of celebrities without make up: superbooyah
6 ways huimans will eveolve: gunaxin

Joburg is the place to be this weekend, N.E.R.D perform on saturday, then U2 on sunday. It's a music lovers weekend. We'll be at both, so I envision a weeekend of heavy drinking and great memories. Lots of advise for the boys on the links, to help them better understand the female species for this upcoming Valentine. If you don't have a women in your life plenty advise in there to remedy that situation real quick. Enjoy your weekend.


Kanye West - Eyes Closed

Yesterday my man G hits me up with new Kanye joint and for minutes later after the song ended it was still ringing in my head, when I woke up this morning it was still ringing...I did the obvious thing and I thought I'd share it with you...


Thursday, February 10, 2011

Man v. Hill

This video here is straight making my day. Laughing hard, with the headphones on, office looking at me like I'm a jackass. Moral of this story is simple: Don't live uphill from your local pub.


Pioneer airline hires all transexual flight attendants

"I'll take the 2nd one on the left, wait! what?... nevermind then." 

I know Thailand, is the capital of the he she's but is this necessary? I'm scared of them because they have the strength of men but look like women, and when you're drunk in Thailand, you're cruising for a raping.

The president of the first Thai airline to hire transsexuals as flight attendants yesterday said he was a “pioneer” and predicted other carriers would follow his lead. Fledgling airline PC Air has already recruited six crew of the “third sex” and boss Peter Chan said recruitment, driven by a belief in equal rights, would continue. “I think these people can have many careers, not just in the entertainment business, and many of them have a dream to be an air hostess. I just made their dream come true,” he said. “Our society has changed — it’s evolution. I’m an pioneer, and I’m sure there will be (other) organisations following my idea.” “At first I thought they would just take applications but not actually recruit us, as happened at other places before,” said the 23-year-old, adding that she was delighted to have been chosen. The airline is not yet in operation, but hopes to be fully up and running by April with charter flights across Asia.


Joe Pesci's B-day

Today marks Legendary actor Joe Pesci's brithday so I though I'd take the time to remind you why we love him so much...More vids after the jump:

Lil Wayne Performs after his team win NFL Superbowl

After the Packers won the game Lil Wayne, hit up a club in Dallas to talk some shit, make it rain and perform Green and Yellow. Lifestyles of the rich and famous.


The force is strong with this one

I used to rate myself at these, down downs, I don't know if it's cause i hang out with a bunch of softies, who's asses were easy to anihilate, or maybe I'm getting slower with old age. Anyway pastfew months, have tested my mettle and I've been found wanting on most occasions. This new generation really knows how to have a good time.


Nonhle Goes to Hollywood Review

Last night Vuzu aired the first episode of Nonhle Goes to Hollywood, which is based on Nonhle Thema becoming that face of Vuzu in the states and this requires her to try and make it big in Hollywood as Nonhle Thema whilst being the face of Vuzu that side, the show airs every Wednesday at 19:00 on channel 123 (Vuzu) on DSTV. After the jump are my thoughts on the first episode:

Oh I'm sorry I'm on my bluetooth

this is why i hate bluetooth, if you're not in a car, don't use that shit.


Justin Biebers Premier - Never say never

The Biebs had his documnetary "Never Say Never" premier last night and its not something that I wouldlike to see but the documentary opens in the US on the 11 February. Pics after the jump:

T-PAIN discovers stripper with unique talent

They said the time for exploration, and discovery died with  Neil  Armstrong, and Jacques Cousteau. What with the space and the ocean being the final frontier. David Attenborough, has bagged and tagged every unnamed creature in the world. The era of exploration is well and truely dead, or is it? The latest aventurer, comes in the unlikely form of a Rapper turned singer, T-PAIN. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the nappy boy, is the modern days, Indiana Jones. Out there exploring dangerous terrain, in order to discover ancient artifacts, or a new species. T-PAIN, does just that, scouring the strip clubs for some mythical creatures, he came across this talented being. I believe it's scietific name is Strippercanus Balloonius. Who said rappers are dumb.


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Living Loaded - Dan Dunn

If someone were to honestly ask me what my dream job is I'd probably answer that I'd like to drink and party everyday of my life and obviously get paid for it. Well Dan Dunn has my dream job and this is the second installment of his first book titled Living Loaded: More after the jump:

Man calls police for pot advice

Every know and then we'll post a story that has to do with the stupidity that goes with some pot smokers, this dude isn't smart one bit...How in the hell do you call the police looking for some growing advice. This Connecticut dude calls the 5-0 and ask how much trouble he could get into if he was growing.

Officers find crack hidden in mans foreskin

Criminals seem to be getting dumber by the minute, now why the fuck would you hide crack cocaine in your foreskin...Munt! More details after the jump:

Straight Fingerbanging on the bus

Guess homey couldn't wait till they got to thEir destination. I thougHt asian people were all strict and shit, like they'd straight cut dudes head off for getting out of hand. Guess i was wrong, shit wouldn't fly on our buses.


The most polite robbery ever

Having been in a hi -jack situation myself, I can safely ay that if criminals, acted like this, people really wouldn't mind criome as much. No sweaty nightmares, no starling when the popcorn pops, nono tremors as I walk past the bathroom mirror. Shit would just be smooth. I give this guy 10 out of 10 for style. Get your P.R, atraight criminals, that is afterall how Robin Hood won the peoples hearts.


Amber Rose Nude pics finally surface

A collective sigh of relief all across


Prince kicks Kim Kardashian off his stage

When the Legend himself invites you onstage to get down with him. You better fuckin shake that ass. I guess knows a little about who she is, coz he didn't just invite some random chick, but prince doesn't know enough, if he 's never seen her on dancing with the stars, and that sex tape with Ray-J, Kim K has no moves. She can only part her legs slightly.Prince summarily tells her to get off the stage. in the words of Jigga, " poof vamoose, son of a bitch!"Vid after the jump...

9 yr old gets text of guy getting blowjob, guy claims he was selling couch

A nine-year-old got a pornographic photo sent to his cell phone of a woman performing a sex act on a man. We spoke to the boy and his grandmother and found out the excuse the man on the other line had for pressing send. Ty’Ge davis is at the top of his class third grade class. “I am the most advanced in my class,” he said. But he is not advanced enough to see the text messages being sent to his cell phone. Someone sent Ty’Ge a picture of adults performing oral sex on a couch. “I was like, ‘What is this?’ I ran in the house and showed my mom,” he said. “That was just too old for me. I wasn’t ready for that.” “I am like let me see that text and I am like wow,” his grandmother Dorothy Moore said. “It’s puzzling and belittling to me that you can sit there and say this is the only picture you can find to send to somebody advertising a couch. Now that was desperate for a sale if he was going to do that,” Moore said.


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Vintage Coffee bean bag chairs

Reclaimed vintage armchairs covered in worn vintage coffeee bean bags. A simple enough idea when you see it, but also one of those you kick yourself for not having thought up. For anyone looking to raise the status of their digs, this ought to do it for you.

Boy losses testicle after school attack

If you were privileged enough to go to a boys school then you know that a lot of shit goes down especially at hostel,think soggy Marie and such. Seems that Paarl Gym boy got the shit kicked out of him whilst he was sleeping and the story ends with him losing one of his balls. More after the jump:

Horror find in Supermarket cold storeroom

I've never been one to wonder what it is that actually goes into making polony or any of the processed meats. Turns out that a supermarket in Pretoria had some surprse ingridients that went into their prized Boerewors and I can guarantee that Mandoza and Nataniel ain't going to support that shit. More details after the jump:

Steven Seagal claims he invented the kick to the face

Steven Seagal, must be on Opium. Fuckin around in Japan for 30 years and inventing kicks, has left him with all that extra time. I must admit though he does look bad ass, Oakley blades, leather jacket, backward facing cap. Motherfuckers better step out the way. Hahaha Steve, cracks me up with how seriously he takes himself. I laugh coz theres a vast expanse of ocean between us. Never to his face!
the kick in question


Random Colours Superbowl Remix

Haha, the most remixed song on the planet right now, every fool with city colours has made a remix to this track. Wll I think it's finally met it's match. Chea, aah haaaa, you know Roy "G" Biv!


Tuesday Links Presented by Lucy Pinder

Her ( early contender for photshoot of the year): video part1part 2
10 ways to get your girlfriend to break up with you before Valentines Day : collegehumor
The Inner Monologue of an unwanted erection : holytaco
Did Kim Kardashian use a body double for her Superbowl advert? : guysim
5 questions with Miss Playboy Feb, Kylie Johnson : bustedcoverage
Jeff Brazier, claims he can suck hisd own dick : dlisted
Man eats pasta on Ny subway with rat on lap : guyism
Womens breats are getting larger, not the fake things but the real ones : smokingjacket
Top 10 peasant liquors : askmen
Introducing the steak weight, this is on another level of stupid : superbooyah
7 extremely hot photo's of Adriana Lima in Victorias secret. Lord have Mercy! : brobible


Diddy - Dirty Money - I Hate That You Love Me

"Lets travel in style,just wanna see you happy and smile,I can change your life in one flight,lets take off tonight...come on let's go". I lovin this track and vid is banging too.


Monday, February 7, 2011

Dineo breaks down

Since I work at the station with Dineo I had no clue what was going on until the next day but what surprises me the most is that someone went to the papers and let all the juice spill out about the situation that occured blow by blow. As much many have dieffring opinions on Dineo I thin kshe;s pretty f-ing cool. So heres the story of when she broke down on air:

Audi, Superbowl, Kenny G

Need i say more? Well if you're stupid and your powers of deduction have been rendered useless, due to living under a rocksism. This is Audi's ad campaign for the Superbowl, and it stars Kenny "motherfucking" G. Only the best wind instrument player. Watch these ads , they had me in stitches. Watch as Audi redefine luxury. Fuckin Brilliant!!

part 2 after the jump...

Wrap a Nap

This'd be a particulary great tool for those Mondays and Fridays where you come in to the office looking like last night. Sometimes when the going gets real tough I sneek in a bit of a nap wherever I can at the Office. Save for the pesky office lights I normally wake up with atleast 15 more minutes worth of productivity. Seems as though someone out there is abusing his body harder than I am, coz he went out there and invented something for it.

more after the jump...

Birdman bet a million on the Superbowl

I've said it before rap is a game of one upmanship, and seeing as Rick Ross dropped a Million on his birthday, someone had to step up to the plate and atleast match Ross, on something frivolous. I don't know what the odds were going into the game, but Birdman, bet US$1 million on the Packers taking the Superbowl. I guess it turned out good for him. I need to get in touch with my people at INVESTEC, shout at them for not getting me returns like Birdman is seeing.Private banker, you have a world of shit coming your way.


Christina Aguilera Ckufs up Star Spangled Banner

Now that the Pittsburgh Stealers lost the Superbowl to the Greenbay Packers, I have nothing positive to say about the Superbowl except for spreading my negativity towards Christina "Ms Dirty" Aguilera for mangling the USA national anthem. Here are the lyrics so you can see precisely where she banged it up and a vid of Whitney Houston rocking it for the Superbowl 45. Lyrics after jump:

Kim Kardashian Skechers Superbowl ad

The greatest sporting event on earth wnet down,Superbowl 45. So our posts are gonna have a tinge of Superbowl to them. Here's the first, Kim Kardashian, selling sex, skechers during prime time television. I for one don't mind. This Kardashian has come a long way from being Paris Hiltons' weed carrier, back in the day.


Colombia Bikini Open

You know when I plan an overseas trip I thnk of the typicla places the usual list that people spew out. I've been wrong all along. I already see enough of the places i want to visit, on travel channels and in movies, and although I know that experiencing something, is totally different to seeing something on T.V. I 'm  still gonna move the usual places down on my list. I'm going rogue, travelling off the beaten path and trying some new things. The fuck you know about Colombia?

Friday, February 4, 2011

Nike SB Zoom Stefan Janoski

Nike SB drops a new colorway of its highly successful Zoom Stefan Janoski for Spring 2011. Arguably one of the nicer drops of the new season, the kicks pair suede and leather uppers in a nice combination of midnight fog with black accenting and white midsoles.Anyone who knows anything , knows that these are the shit.


The year of the Rabbit

For the those who aren't that well informed, It's the year of the Rabbit, according to the Chinese calendar. I love this year of the animal shit the Chinese do. Last year it was the yearof the Tiger, and he couldn't stay out the news, with all his extra-marital affairs. Now the rabbit gets it's time to shine. Relevance being Playboy, opened up Offices in Rivonia, and we get our very own Magazine. The Chinese are on to somethingwith their Calendar, and Playboy we look forward to a year soaked with bunnies. Enjoy a sharply animated piece to celebrate the return of the Rabbit in the Chinese Calendar. Been nice knowing you, Mr Tiger.


Tenpin Bowling

Is there a place where midgets ust hang out waiting to be used by taller people. Coz, as wrong as the tall ones are for doin this. The midget is making himself availabel for it.


Wrestling is most definately real

I used to watch this stuff, enjoyed the shit out of it too. I'm from that Brett "the hitman" Hart, era,  my young little impresionable mind had never thought that this was fake. Until the WWF(as it was known back then) rollled up into my hometown.Fuck it I went, got myself some sweet tickets lik two rows from the front. I was gonna see it all the Undertaker, Shawn Michaels , Razor Ramone, I was amped. Now my hoetown is a small one, it was the last leg of their tour. I don't know if the guys were tired or just plain didn't give a fuck. but I could clearly see them telling each other the next move. man I left that place heart shattered, poorer, and with one less disillusion about life. That for me was the beginning of adulthood. I swore off that shit right then and there. However this clip above prooves that wrestilng ids indeed the realest shit out there, breaking out such illegal moves.


Friday Links presented by Jessica Jane Clement

Her : Video (scorching)
6 things that influence behaviour more than laws: cracked
Top 99 most desirable women: askmen
Social Networking leads to sex faster: thebachelorguy
100 busty Assian Women to bring in the year of the rabbit: coedmag
10 akward boob grabs: heavy
Even vegeterian women think real men should eat meat: linkiest
Hip Hops  50 worst photo fails: complex
Beiber boooed at Knicks basketball game: dlisted
It's good to be Diddy's son: dlisted

What a way to close the week out, I'w tired as hell and hanging. Varsity Cup rugby games are good way for creeps like us, to see what sort of talent they are working with. Wits gets a seal of approval. The future is looking good. As with any sporting event, the alcohol flows, and flow it did last night. Wits won by the way.
So up there is some light stuff to read and maybe even laugh at. While I nurse this thing.


Thursday, February 3, 2011

Noble M600

As much as we're steady reppin Jozi, the fishfinger boys are from a little city called PE where fortunately besides having the beach as a trump card we also manufacture cars, not just any cars but in the bay of plenty we build the The space frame and all-carbon fibre body of the Noble M600.