Man-bashing Session

Hell hath no fury than a woman scourned!

This is probably not the first entry you’ve encountered from the diary of a bitter black woman and I can assure you it won’t be the last. Every so often the male species basically begs the female population to hate on and bitch about them, this story is no different.

“We’ve been together for a while now, too long if you ask me and i think now’s the time to go our separate ways. I’m with someone else. Hope you aren’t too devastated,

Sharp!”

This is the text a girl I shall refer to as Minnie Mouse woke up to on a Monday morning. This is a girl who had, until reception of that text, loved him, cried with him, put up with his and his friends’ bullshit, his wandering eye and dick, his countless spelling errors and pathetic broken English for 3 long years! After all that, her dignity is reduced to a 173 character text!

Now I ask: where’s the justice in ending a 3year relationship with “sharp”? Whatever happened to break-up etiquette? Regarding Minnie Mouse’s feelings? Having a fucking heart? What about her dammit??? Clearly, I am pissed for Minnie Mouse and every woman who can relate to this story, but here’s something I think we can all take away from Minnie Mouse’s story:

·         Cry, curse, finish that bucket of KFC, drown in your vodka, go crazy, do it all but NEVER

1.       Drunk-call him (he’ll know just how miserable you are without him)

2.       Buzz him ka private number (it’ll be totally obvious it’s “that drunk bitch” aka YOU)

3.       Give the sonofabitch the satisfaction of knowing he crushed the world as you knew it!

There’ll forever be injustices that come in the form of hung humans, we can’t change that, but what we can change and control is the reaction. What we need to do is be big little girls, get over it and move on coz that’s exactly what he’s done!

DISCLAIMER: This is advice given by a drop-out Psychology student! Use it, don’t use it, hell frame it for all I care, but know that it is the truth!

Wishing my girl Minnie Mouse a speedy recovery.

Jane Doe