Lil Wayne Carted off to solitary confinement

You see what I did there? Those of that have bn keepin up on your Wayne news know he's been busy at Rikers,over the past six months here's a list of his accomplishments.

 

He dropped a verse for Drakes, Light up from the phone (verse was fire).  Launched a website.Visit weezythanxyou.com, where you can get all the latest information on Rikers Island inmate 02616544L.Learned how to help depressed people
Weezy's prison job is helping fellow inmates who are on suicide watch. Apparently it's the highest paying job in jail at 50 cents an hour. Got back in tune with his spiritual side. Lil Wayne has repeatedly written that he spends much of his free time reading the Bible. Are we gonna get a gospel mixtape when he's out. Got sued for royalties by Bangladesh.. Secured the four spot on Forbes' annual 20 richest rappers list. Went live on the air with Funk Flex on HOT 97 and listened to lots of ESPN radio
Someone give this man a show of his own.Spent a lot of time working out and bulking up
Ever heard of prison cell push-ups? Expressed his love for tennis and made U.S. Open predictions for Sports Illustrated. His BF Rafael Nadal won.What the Fuck! can this guy be held down?

I think Weezy met Red from Shawshank

Yeah, he can and will. Wayne's life will slow to a standstill this week when he enters an isolation cell at Rikers Island, known by inmates as "The Bing." The punishment--23 hours-a-day confinement until his scheduled Nov. 4 release--is a result of Weezy smuggling an MP3 player into the cement motel a few months back. That's right, an MP3 player, which, while against the rules, is hardly a deadly weapon.


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