Farmer kills man who slept with his donkey while wearing lingerie and slippers

something like this only sicker

The Sun – A FARMER has been arrested for killing a pervert who had sex with his prize donkey while wearing lingerie and a pair of slippers. Cops say Jose Gomes Pinto, 55, slashed the man’s throat with a razor after discovering he had violated his favourite ass, a donkey named Russo. Jaime Pires, 68, was found dead in a pool of blood wearing women’s underwear in the village of Proenca-a-Velha, Portugal. Pires was known locally as Jaime Sheep because he regularly had sex with farm animals. Local newspapers said Pires had started sleeping with animals 12 years ago before moving away. He recently returned to his home village and soon after locals accused him of having sex with chickens. Mayor Francisco Silva said the killing was “sad and regrettable”. He added: “I don’t think there is anything behind it other than the animals.”

Mine and Samuel L Jacksons' thoughts after the jump






I mean there’s no two ways around it. If you catch some 68 year old chicken-fucker who’s balls deep in your donkey wearing a nightie and some fluffy slippers, you almost have a moral obligation to murder that person. And its not just any ass, ladies and gentleman of the jury. Like for real dude you couldn't rub one out in your bedroom? Prostitutes scarce inn your area? Tell em Sammy:







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