This hot idiot of a man hits the jackpot and manages to get bored in a matter of 3 years??? Looking at Eva Longoria I couldn't possibly find anything that'd justify his wondering eye, or in this very special case, his wondering fingers! But then again everybody has their flaws, maybe she had a big vagina or she liked missionary more than he did. Whatever it is, he cheated and now they're in Splitsville. What happened you ask? After the jump
So according to E online Tony was caught with his hand halfway down the cookie jar by Longoria when she found a string of "inappropriate" text conversations on his mobile. This other woman, who hasn't yet been named, shamed and then beaten with a hockey stick, is the wife of one of Parker's team mates!
| Who could she be? |
Tony's rerig in die kak in, screwed up for real! If you're gonna text cheat, only Lucifer knows why you wouldn't delete the evidence. I'm not promoting what the nyikka did, but he had to be a bit smarter about it, but i guess there's no lesson than one learnt the hard way.
But for what it's worth: Sorry Eva, but now you know no Hollywood marriage outlives Louboutins so just replace him with a pair! Kudos for kicking him to the curb. Oh, but don't forget to fix yourself up before you leave the house, you'll never get hitched again if you keep this up
To life in the single lane
Jane Doe
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