I've seen my fair share of pornographic movies in my short life time to know what makes a good porn movie and what constitutes a crappy porn movie.
Mapona falls under the latter and leaves a lot to be desired, the biggest qualm being the fact that the Sondeza guys didn't follow the simple formula of every porn movie I have ever seen...Muff, suck, fuck, anal, cum shot!
Without being to much of a douche and ripping the Sondeza guys to bits I must commend them on making the first South African black porn movie, I can rip them to shreds but they are indeed pioneers in the South African porn industry.
The first scene plays like something out of a crappy home recorded porn, BTW its titled Sex in the Kitchen which lacks creativity but I guess the guys went straight to the point with their titles. The recurring lack of sticking to the basic porn movie structure urks the shit out of me cause if you're going to be doing porn make sure you stick to the basic formula.
All the chicks suck(excuse the pun) except for one girl who's name is Titanic, that chick is a porn star in the making and if they're going to make a Mapona Volume 2 she needs to be in it and as for the other girls they can't act to save their lives, lest we forget that pulling naturally aspirated fuck faces is not considered acting within the porn industry (take tips from Jenna Jameson).
And as for the dudes, Jesus Christ could you get someone who's not fat and also happens to lack in the dick department as a porn star, those are not the makings of a porn star! The other guy in the porn often has an awkward look whilst boning these girls which makes you wonder what the fuck is going on in his mind and as for dude in question you need some medicinal help with the half boners bru (Viagra/Red Dragon).
The best scene in the movie is titled Sex in The Citi where they literally have sex in a VW Citi Golf, big ups to Titanic for holding it down again in that scene she knows how to fuck like a porn star.
The last scene titled Gang Bang is a total abomination in the name of all Porn movies, it opens with three of the girls with their faces down on a couch, with the obvious doggystlyle position being assumed after that the shittiest fucking I've seen in my life, at some point everyone laughs at the dude who has a bit of a floppy, once again Titanic kills it, she even improvises a 69er in a very refreshing way and the scene fizzles away instead of reaching any kind of climax.
I'm happy that within the movie condoms are used and big ups for that because in a country like ours with an alarming rate of HIV/Aids it sends the right message but it seems they got too caught up in that and forgot all about cum shots... they need to let me direct the next Mapona cause in all porn movie there is a simple motherfucking formula...Muff, Suck, Fuck, Anal, Fuck, Cum shot!!!
Even Montana Fishburne could shoot a porn movie and all she was trying to do was get her daddy's attention or become famous, whichever of the two.
BCM
Thanks for the constructive criticism
ReplyDeletethank you for your valuable time investeted in the movie.but i must say it the guys in the movie are bunch of worms, their dicks cannot even get hard, they cant fuck like porn stars, they cant suck, no cum shot, no anal, no deep hard fucking, come guys if this isnt not your job please go be a cashier at shoprite.
ReplyDeleteWhere did they get these lazy and fat guys from with the small dick i never since in black porn cant even perform.
the director sucks, where did you direct a movie in your life???
this home porn btwen Gf and Bf and not porn WTF you nered good looking black guys with good body and sense of porn, not these lazy fuckers. Sex in the kitchen was the most horrible thing i never seen in all porn in my lyf.
Again same guys same chicks WTF???
The chicks did good not too bad not to USA back porn stars but they did good guys Eish lazy.