Pussy Whipped!

 
Now there is nothing wrong with buying a woman gifts and shit,right? I’m all for it! But every once in a while there has to come a nigga who has to take things over the top, take for example Jay-Z...Jay-Z decided to buy his beau an island, yes! A Motherfucking island!

Call me a cynic but buying anyone an Island is just foolish, you need to go speak to someone cause something has snapped in your tiny little head, hell even Oprah doesn’t have her own Island not that Steadman can afford one but she could easily buy herself a tiny country if she liked, but she hasn’t.

Before I get carried away, details are after the jump and best be assured nothing seems sane about this.

MediaTakeOut.com spoke with a ULTRA RELIABLE insider who told us that Jay Z purchased a $20 MILLION PRIVATE ISLAND in the Florida Keys for Beyonce.

The insider explained, "The island is 12.5 acres and about 2.5 miles offshore . . . it's a tropical paradise." The insider continued, "[Jay Z and] Beyonce had been looking at the island in the past, and now [Jay Z] decided to buy it."

So we guess that means that Bey is now OFFICIALLY THE QUEEN . . . at least of that island . .

I know the ladies love huge romantic gestures but even I would be afraid of accepting an entire album from someone, it’s a tad wee too much, and what happens in the divorce proceedings, you goin to split the island in two?

I get 20% and you get 80%

I think I know what’s wrong with this picture, Beyonce done translated all those moves she does on stage into the bed room and your Boy Hove is just suffering form a classic case of being pussy whipped, Jigga needs to pop in some Snoop Dogg (The whole of Doggystyle) and not forgetting Dr. Dre;’s Chronic 2001 and he shouldn’t forget my all time favourite Dr. Dre banger...

Source: MediaTakeOut.com


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