Tuesday, November 1, 2011

South African Chick grabs crew members cock in flight

Hahaha, this was funny story till I read of it's ties to home, then it all of a sudden became blogworthy.

A woman executive faces jail for groping a male flight steward and demanding sex while drunk on a plane.

Katherine Goldberg, 25, of Ealing Common, London, grabbed the cabin crew member's crotch after drinking a pint of whisky on a Virgin Atlantic flight. And yesterday she was told she faces up to ten years behind bars for the offence after magistrates ruled that the case was too serious for them to deal with. Goldberg pleaded guilty to sexual assault and being drunk on an aircraft at Uxbridge Magistrates Court. The educational supplies executive has now been bailed to return for sentencing at Isleworth Crown Court next month. South African Goldberg is understood to have been returning from visiting relatives when the alleged incident took place at 33,000ft on an Airbus A340-600 at 5.30am British time on August 24.

She had made 'strong sexual advances' to the victim during the flight from Johannesburg, South Africa to London Heathrow on August 24, the court heard.

She spent a little time in deepest darkest africa and became cock crazy, from the sounds of this one, just couldn't fight the urge any longer. Thing is if you're gonna do stuff like this go drink at Gin in Greenside, touch as many cocks as you need to and take one home. Saving all that sexual frustration for a male stewardess, was never gonna work, he's got aspirations of landing himself on a pens as well. I swear, this woman could have taken a walk out her jo'burg suburb house, loaded on as much whiskey as she wanted, touched a bystanders cock and 101 out of 100 times she would have gotten the result she wanted. Now you face ten years in jail, cause you afraid of the big 5. Let us know when next you visit Jhb Katherine, I'll have someone come pick you up at the airport.


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