 |
| If you're black apparently you drive a bigger car |
Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again.
Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type — all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?
Haha, I drive so fuckin good. I got friends that are just straight kaka at driving, accidents like anything. I will be signing up to got the B.M.W advanced driving course though, just to cement my already legendary love making/ driving status.
L.G
jalopnik
No comments:
Post a Comment