Every now and then, the mighty need to be reminded how just how human they are, and if you're lucky you can learn these lessons vicariously, as those close to you get dished up a fat slice of humble pie. Now if you'd read yesterdays post about the bloody weekend, you will have noticed that it was rather skant on detail, i'm here to flesh that story out for those who care to hear the story of one man's drunken binge...
This is the story of one mans descent into a drunken stupor. His plans as he correctly recounts, were to stay indoors, but one phone call changed that. RingRingRing, Maq: "Waaasup? L.G: " Yo, are you goin to this free drinks thing at O'Hagans, i wanna catch the game there and free drinks never hurt anyone," Maq: "Free Drinks? Me myself i'm drunk already, but i'm game, pick me up big boy."
2 hours later we arrive at said venue, after enduring tonnes of verbal abuse in the car, we sit, join up with a few of our closest, and then the spectacle began. At first it's cute, like aaaauw, my friends drunk and crackin jokes all the time. THEN THINGS TURN UGLY... I never noticed before but drunk ppl harbour some ill will towards people. You see when your friend starts screaming at you like he's King Leonidas. You get thrown off, not knowing whether to relax, or get defensive. Anyway we let it slide. Order some food, nice burger arrives, Your drunk friend decides to do his best jack in the box impression and jump over the table and grab the patty out of my burger, now thats enough to get even spongebob pissed off. These things we let slide coz, there's no way in hell this guy would do that sober.
After a long time tryin to get this guy calm we all decide to leave coz, a scene was brewing, and i drew the short straw to drop this guy back home. All quiet in the car passed out in the backseat. Got to his crib, offload him, only to watch him stand at his gate theN fall headfirst into the wall. Resulting in the busted head and sudden urge to wear hats.
With all i've witnessed this past weekend, and a hectic itenerary for the upcoming weekend i'd be stupid to drink hard this weekend, so you'll catch me at the pool party sippin on Becks non alcoholic, while my good friend fries all his food in bio oil to get the scar to heal quicker
l.G
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