Thursday, June 2, 2011

Man Arrested for putting crack on his Pizza



Nothing like a Pizza, you don't likee the regular ones just order, all the toppings you like. Shit's delicious, and everybody be smiling. Over time there have been a staple bunch of ingredients available at nearly all pizzerias. I guess through much trial and error. Sometimes you find yourself needing a little something that might not be on the menu, take the boys from epic mealtime for instance. Then you get this dude, who clearly has his issues, but is tryin to maintain a balanced diet.This would make Tony Montana smile with pride.

MONTICELLO — A 51-year-old Swan Lake man was jailed after telling a probation officer Wednesday that he failed a urine test because his girlfriend sprinkled crack cocaine on his pizza. Gary Workman, on probation for driving drunk, reiterated the story to Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda Thursday that his friends robbed him and she sprinkled the crack on his pie. “The police were called on that, sir,” he said. “But the problem here is that you were eating a pizza pie with crack,” LaBuda said. Workman also tested positive for oxycodone and other narcotics and later admitted to smoking crack cocaine. The district attorney’s office says the crack pizza pie story is a lie. Workman told the judge he needed to be out to look after his cats. He faces up to four years in prison. LaBuda sent him to jail on no bail pending a hearing Tuesday.


L.G

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