Friday Links presented by Noemie Lenoir

Her: video

7 Ways to Actually Get a Girl Off :Guyism
Condoms for Dummies (a.k.a., Everyone): The Smoking Jacket 
50 Really Damn Hot Pictures To Get You Over The Hump: Caveman Circus 
10 Facts About the Shower Scene of Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho: Heavy
Muay Thai Fail:Totally Crap
Where Private School Girls go to Play:Uncoached
 The 8 Most Bizarre Boob Inventions:COED
6 incredibly manly ways to open a beer bottle: Linkiest
Penthouse Founder Bob Guccione Dies: Here's Asylum's Top 10 Penthouse Covers:Asylum
5 Worst Beer Commercials Of The Past 5 Years:COED
Hot Girls with Gross Deformities. Total Pro Sports
Celebrate Kim Kardashian's 30th With These Photos Of Her And Cakes: Clutch
9 actresses who get by on their looks: ScreenJunkies

Today marks the beginning of the weekend and I'm positive you don't feel like being in the office but alas you're here, so whilst your day is going no where slowly decided to keep your eyes fed with Noemie Lenoir who is the hottest chick on the planet in my eyes. Everything you need to maintain and elevate your weekend is above, indulge and don't let your boss catch you ogling...

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Say it dammit!



It's obvious who the dickhead is here!



I think we’ve all come to terms with the fact that men are beyond useless when it comes to communication, hence the ridiculous failure rate in relationships. Given my less than impressive relationship histories, I’m one of the last people whose advice can be taken seriously, but there are a few phrases guys can utter, phrases which I’m convinced could change the course of most bent relationships. I know for sure these expressions would’ve saved boyfriend number 1 many violent screaming matches, saved number 3 his mom’s prized China and spared number 4 the cost of replacing four busted tyres! In case you were wondering; Number 2 didn't was a broke ass who didn't have anything of value for me to trash, and number 5’s worst nightmare is well under construction, I'll make him wish I'd burnt his manhood!
 This is the musshy stuff I yearned for my companions to tell me:

Pinky talks STD's in the Porn industry

I can only imagine that porn industry is a tough industry given the fact that it involves a lot of sex with a lot of different people and you're bound to catch something cause sex is not confined to office hours so when these porn stars leave the set they're probably going on romps with randoms.

Here's Pinky the porn star sharing her experiences within the porn industry and she also touches on contracting numerous STD's...ewe!

Bafana Bafana move up FIFA rankings

Before the World Cup Bafana Bafana were sitting in the tiolet of the FIFA world soccer rankings and we abused the crap out of them for playing crap but I can finally say that perhaps we're seeing the latent results of the SWC with the boys moving up the FIFA ranking.

How to look good half-naked

Perfection personified

‘Tis the season to get wet and wild boys and girls and what else best epitomises a South African summer than lazy pool parties with a steak or two on the griddle (you catch my drift?!) Ladies, I’m certain those beach bodies are ready to be donned in swimwear that justifies the winter starvation we went through (I’m not the only one, right?) and guys, well *cough, cough*… you’d best be ready to fill out them Speedos!

I bring to you the hottest swimwear trend right off the catwalks…

Brandy been hungry for 6 years

No one person should be without sex for more than a month but it seems Brandy has been lacking some nookie for 6 years or so and she wanted to clear the air with regards to these allegations.

Details after the jump:

Kanye West on Ellen

This seems to be his preferred platform for releasing new video, last time he was here he debuted, the Love Lockdown video. Here he has a sit down with Ellen, reveals what he was up to in that year off, after Swiftgate. Also plays a preview to his Runaway 40 min short film.

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