Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Real Life Proportioned Barbie

Oh, to be a kid again, grabbing your sisters Barbie, only to rip all it's clothes off so you can get a peak at what she's working with. I even cut her hair once, to see if it was gonna grow back. I'm glad my little foray into hairdressing ended there, otherwise things would have turned out a whole lot different. Basically what I'm trying to get across to you all is we've all had some sort of run in with this plastic doll. The benchmark by which little girls measure beauty, and develop body issues.

Well Hamilton college student, got the bright idea to make Barbie six feet tall, and upscale all her features accordingly. Shit is not pretty. 6 foot barbie measures 39"-18"-33", those measurements are far from houirglass perfection, infact she loks like a tube of toothpaste, that's been squeezed in the middle, and has a head like beetlejuice.

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