Knights bid to win maiden backfires

When a young lady captures your attention, you do what ever it takes to win her over and most of the time your efforts may be misguided but of all the homies I know non of them have got anything on this dude. Dude got on a horse with his top off and charged through the door of the chick he wanted. More after the jump:


A would-be knight who tried to woo a maiden by riding into her home on a horse is facing five years behind bars for aggravated breaking and entry.

Lovelorn Jan Rudnicki, 40, hatched the scheme to bowl over divorcee Gosia Domoslawska after a night's drinking down his local bar in Jarnoltowka, Poland.

But terrified Gosia, 36, dialed 999 when her drunken suitor - stripped to the waist - galloped up her garden path and smashed his way through the front door like a battering ram.
 

  
"He's a loon. I was at home watching TV with my daughter when I heard this deafening crash and suddenly this half-naked man on a horse appeared in my front room," she said.

"I never fancied him before and I certainly don't now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker," added Gosia.

Pal Mirek Nowak explained: "At first we thought Jan was joking. But then he went outside, climbed onto this horse - which he'd ridden to the pub - and set off bare-breasted and bare-backed.

"Hi Hoe Silver!"

 
"The next thing we knew, he'd been arrested."

Now the divorced dad-of-seven Jan has apologised and offered to replace the door.

But a police spokesman said: "Smashing into someone's home uninvited is a crime and he will be punished for it."

"Alls well that ends well"

This is similar to those cunts who propose marriage and get turned down, I swear every guy knows if and when a chick is feeling him and if you think you going the extra mile is going to get her to fall for you, think again punk! Homie has seven kids, I know those little kids are following your wife , cause Daddy be acting the fool!

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