Epic Mealtime - Hors D'Oeuvres

For some of y'all it will be the first time actually seeing the the words hors d,oeuvre, and will be wondering , what the fuc? Let me break it down for you phonetically[awr-durvz]small bit of appetizing food, by description. Aint shit epic about "small and bit." To be real wit you I only have some oats and an apple in my belly, far too fuckin early to be watching this shit, I'm counting down to lunch already.Expect copious amounts of bacon, and large servings.

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