Hanna (trailer)

Hanna is a movie about an adolescent girl that’s spent her entire life living in the woods with her agent dad training to be a killing machine. That’s pretty much all I needed to hear to get really stoked for this flick, cute lil girl bodying people — I’m there. It’s like Kick-Ass meets Wolverine meets The Professional with a lil bit of Henry David Thoreau‘s appreciation of nature thrown in just for the fuck of it. We had Taken and Red showing that old cats could still be dangerous and now we’ve got some movies showing us the violent potential of children. Thats some fair and balanced portrayal in media, now lil evil kids don’t have to feel left out in the cold because they don’t have age appropriate role models for their dickish behavior.

L.G
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