South Florida Spring Break 2011 Bikini Contest

I keep telling people this side of the world, we need to hit up Spring Break. It's something each man should go through in life, a rite of passage, if you will! We are not Spartans, who get banished, from the community to fend for themselves, only to return once they've laid waste to the big bad wolf. We're a bunch of soft, over pampered, untested men, who look to magazines for tips on how to dress trendily. All we can do is go to damn spring break, and exhibit your prowess in picking up prime women on the daily. Let's make our fathers proud, and show them that part of the animal still lives within.

L.G