T-PAIN discovers stripper with unique talent

They said the time for exploration, and discovery died with  Neil  Armstrong, and Jacques Cousteau. What with the space and the ocean being the final frontier. David Attenborough, has bagged and tagged every unnamed creature in the world. The era of exploration is well and truely dead, or is it? The latest aventurer, comes in the unlikely form of a Rapper turned singer, T-PAIN. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the nappy boy, is the modern days, Indiana Jones. Out there exploring dangerous terrain, in order to discover ancient artifacts, or a new species. T-PAIN, does just that, scouring the strip clubs for some mythical creatures, he came across this talented being. I believe it's scietific name is Strippercanus Balloonius. Who said rappers are dumb.

L.G